Cholesterol King Heart Stopper 2000

The ultimate Super Bowl party sub. This is intended to feed approximately 8 people and weighs in at over 6 pounds. Remember to lift with your legs, not your back. Serve with chips and a cold dill pickle.

Step: 1

Preheat oven to 425 degrees F (220 degrees C). In a small bowl, mix together the butter and garlic. Spread garlic butter on both halves of bread, and sprinkle liberally with Parmesan cheese. Place in preheated oven until cheese is golden brown. Remove from oven and allow to cool slightly.

Step: 2

On the bottom half of the bread, place a layer of lettuce. Alternating between meat and cheese, arrange layers of ham, turkey, salami, mozzarella, Swiss cheese and provolone. Add a layer of tomatoes, onion, black olives, mushrooms, green peppers and anything else you like. Place the remaining half of bread on top.

Step: 3

Place the sandwich on a cutting board, and slice into individual servings.

Per Serving: 1302 calories; protein 89.5g; carbohydrates 50.3g; fat 82.6g; cholesterol 264.7mg; sodium 4461.9mg.